Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.
This is how my mom acts with her cat.
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
"Serafimo, away with this pretense! You cannot
speak, but kiss me in my husband’s absence.”
so it was recently my language arts teacher’s birthday, and one of his students brought him a cardboard cutout of legolas that now just sits in various places in our classroom, like today
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta deal with my
ANNOYING AND OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY